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   For those of you who have never seen Flawless, or just want to look at the purdy pictures, I thought this might help. Nothing fancy, but you can see what everyone looks like and kinda get a feel for things.
 

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Favorite Scenes
 
 
Amazing Grace: Oh look girls, a man in uniform! [points to Walts friend]
Cha-Cha: Ah-somone help me!
 
 
 
Cha-Cha: How ya doin baby? My name is Cha-Cha de los Santos Perez Cueva. You can just call me Cha-Cha. (sees Walt cant shake hands) Oh, I'm sorry. You've got a 'My Left Foot' thing going on, don't you?
Rusty: Yoo hoo! Miss Taco Bell, vamanos! vamanos!
Cha-Cha: Bye Mr My Left Foot...
('My Left Foot' is another movie about a disabled person like Walt, that's why Cha-Cha calls him that)
 
 
(Walt has his cop buddy over, and the therapist LeShaun. There's a knock, and his friend goes to get the door. In come Cha-Cha on rollerblades!)
Cha-Cha: Don't cry for me, Argentina! What do you think Mr My Left Foot? For the Flawless Contest?
(Cha-Cha has his arms through the top of the dresses sleeves, so it stays up, but he's not actualy in it. He twirls around to show it off.)
Walt: [Nods and mumbles a 'yeah, sure']
Cha-Cha: Oh, you're brains still broke, huh? That's ok. Um, have you seen Miss Rusty? She's supposed to help me with this.
Walt: No, I haven't seen him
Cha-Cha: Ok. Thank you. ... Bye baby.
 
 
 
Cha-Cha: Mr My Left Foot, this is the movie I was talking about, 'My Left Foot.' Its really really inspirational.
Walt: (blank stare)
Cha-Cha: (points to movie) And if you really like that, I can get you another one. Its called The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Ever heard of it before? Its my favorite. Its about a man misshapen, like even worse than you. And he falls in love with a beautiful, firey, wild, gypsy girl called Esmerelda ....... she kinda looks like me. (giggles)
 
 
 
 
 
Cha-Cha: Lets go up and show Mr My Left Foot we won!
Rusty:  Walts history, honey. He doesnt like us anymore.
Cha-Cha: ...but I still like him...
 
 
 
 
[Reporter trying to get info]
Ivana: The name's Ivana, I-V-A-N-A.
Reporter: Last name?
Ivana: Man. Ivana Man [laughs]
Amazing Grace: I knew all night something was gonna happen. Hi Mom! [waves at camera]
Cha-Cha: I won Miss Flawless for the third time [giggles]

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Ok, this is the movie in a nutshell.
Walt Koontz is a retired cop who lives across the alley from Rusty, a drag queen saving up for a sex change. They always find little things to fight over. For example, Rusty has the girls...erm...guys...over a lot to practice songs for the Flawless Contest, and to perform at the club. Hearing four drag queens sing apparently isnt his idea of a good time.
 
When Amber, the hooker upstairs, gets attacked by drug lord Mr Z's men, Walt tries to help her and her boyfriend, but has a stroke. The two youths die, and Walt is paralyzed on the right side and has trouble talking.
LeShaun, his therapist, reccomends singing lessons to help his speech. His teacher is...Rusty!
 
At first they didnt get along. For instance, Walt stormed out in the first session...But soon they attempt to tolerate each other. They fight on and off for the rest of the film.
Mr Z is looking for his money, which was never found after Ambers death. Who has it? Dun dun dun
 
Meanwhile...Walt has a graduation party. He made it through the singing lessons! Everyone ever shown in the movie (except Mr Z of course) is there. Cha-Cha does the third quote on the left.
 
I won't tell you the end, or who had the money. I'd feel bad for spoiling it.  I hope this helps you get some sort of background. I highly reccomend the movie, if only because Wilson is in it.

It's Pogo!
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"Ashely....why did you trash me?"

  

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